Pursuit and seduction are the essence of sexuality. It’s part of the sizzle. Camille Paglia
What does he really want for Valentine’s Day?! He wants you in all your womanly pulchritude. Whether you choose to flash a garter instead of wearing pantyhose, come to bed in something flirty, take off your dinner dress revealing- surprise!- full regalia, or produce a modified strip, you’re giving him the best holiday ever. Men are fools for packaging. Presuming you may not ever wear this particular ensemble again, I’ve chosen among modestly priced items. Should you have higher or more frequent ambitions, I recommend Kiki de Montparnasse or Agent Provocateur both of which can be found in Manhattan as well as online. (For more information or to purchase an item, click on the product name in RED).
For a Little More Coverage
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Embroidered Mesh Chemise- Wear it under a dress or whip off your terrycloth robe et voila! Pretty and not too clingy, but a little sheer. Careful with bust size. Underwire cups and back closure. Adjustable straps. Matching g-string included. If you don’t wear the tiny little things, use panties…or not. $30.95
Satin Camisole Set- Eminently wearable. You could actually sleep in this “outfit”. A perfect set to pack if you’re away Valentine’s Day. Just sashay in as if you had on your cotton jammies. Flirty. Lace trimmed cups and empire elastic gathering. Matching tap short. $21.95
Satin Mid-Thigh Length Robe- Wear this over almost anything on these pages or fresh from the shower, perfumed and ready. He’ll respond to the red like a bull. And satin is oh so nice against skin. Side pockets, satin sash. $23.95
Red J’Adore Teddy by Oh La La Cheri- This one is easily worn under other clothing for maximum reveal and continues to be a practical, as well as pretty undergarment after the fact. Stretch mesh teddy features adjustable straps. Detailed with a velvet burnout pattern. $45.99
When Less is More
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Ruby Red Babydoll Heart Panties and Feather Tickler 3 piece Set- Whether or not you’re brave enough to wear the panties, the tickler is sure to get him. Wait till he tells his friends there were – accessories! Feels lovely too. Knit chiffon baby doll with satin finish cups, adjustable shoulder straps and bow tie. Panty with mesh sheer heart cut out backside. Tickler feather included. $21.99
Red Strapless Lace & Microfibre Babydoll Set- Because this one hangs loose, it’s good for women with midriffs and we know who we are. Be honest about the size and it’ll look swell. Flared leg slit. Includes matching thong. $33.99
Sequin & Sheer Net Babydoll & G-String by Shirley of Hollywood- For the young and confident. If you’re not going to play in it, then this tease-and-please is not a good choice. Ribbon trimmed hem and bow. Sequin adorned bust made with sheer mesh. Adjustable straps and stretch material help ensure comfort. Includes matching g-string panty. $21.90. Also comes in plus sizes.
And More
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Satin Retro Garter Dress- Modest as these things go-covers, skims the body, has a bit of flirty frill, shimmers AND holds hose. Nothing like garters-remember Bull Durham?! Grand to throw on at breakfast the next day as well. $19.99
Red Satin Corset Lingerie Set by Elegant Moments- The long line here will hide love handles should you have them and slim the hell out of any figure. Not to mention the pleasure he’ll take in extricating you from this. Corset features boning and hook and eye front. Venice trim, lace-up back & removable garters. Matching g-string included. $29.69
Plus Size Charmeuse Baby Doll- Pretty racey from the back, but loosy goosy in front. For the full and shapely figure. Tie-back (with a big bow) charmeuse and lace. $29.90
The Real Come-on: Corsets! And yes, they’re a bit more expensive.
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France Rouge Corset- The sleeves make this one unusual. Looks like a barmaid out of a bordello. Long line covers the top of spreading hips. Very girly. Satin corset with black lace overlay, off the shoulder sleeves, lace trim, satin boning, lace-up back, curved hemline. Matching thong included. $50.95
Black with Red contrast Corset & G-String- by Velvet Kitten- Va va voom! Actually supplies an hourglass figure. He might ask you to parade around in this one. Womanly. Red contrast lace ruffle trim, satin bows, side hook closure, lace-up back, adjustable garters and g-string. $39.99
Reversible Red/Black Satin Corset- Like something worn by the upstairs ladies at a western saloon. Clean lines, hot color…means business. Lace-up back. Hook-and-eye front, removable garters. Matching stockings and thing included. $54.95
Black and Red Fully Boned and Padded Corset- Fancier and more frivolous for a girl who’s drawn to frou frou. Black and red lycra//mesh corset with gathered lace padded cups and hem detail. Removable garters and straps. 3 accent bows and front rhinestone detail. Also comes in plus sizes. $69.99
Ah, the Legs!
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Cuban Heel Stockings- nonchalantly straighten a seam and every male eye in the vicinity will rivet onto your legs. Color at the heel is very saucy. Think how Cuban women move! Sheer contrast top, back seam and Cuban heel. $7.99
Red Industrial Fishnet Thigh-highs- Face it, most men love trashy, especially when visiting it. Never could figure out the appeal of these but they’ve worked for women since invented. Sequin bow accent. $6.95
Fancy Red Garter Belt by Escante- Wide enough to smooth the hip and think of the look on his face when he sees a red garden peeking from beneath your black skirt during cocktails! Lacey all over. Adjustable garters. $18.99
Cupid Accessory Set-This is adorable. You can wear the wings on a dress as easily as sporting only lingerie. Make his spirits rise. Clearly states romantic love whether or not seduction is in the plan. Includes feather wings and bow and arrow. $29.95
Accessories, Hmmmmm
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Satin Length Opera Gloves- A terrific prop in any scenario involving seduction, these can be peeled off with excruciating slowness. Gypsy Rose less removed very little else for years and had the country lining up in droves. $9.95
Pasties! Don’t knock ’em till you’ve tried ’em. He’ll either heat up like a flare or affectionately laugh his head off. Either way, it will be an unforgettable moment. They just stick on, no muss, no fuss.
Moulin Rouge Hearts- Not a poetry kind of lady, nothing says love like…an expressive gesture. Unique material provides flexible fit. Stay on for up to 8 hours (should you be wearing them underneath during the evening’s more public festivities). Set includes one pair of red velvet, one pair of red sequined. Save the second pair for a birthday or anniversary. $14.99
“I’m The Gift” Bow Pasties- Looove the name. Remember what I said about packaging? These are cute as the dickens. Round sequined pasties with satin bow and reusable self adhesive backing. Consider false eyelashes too. $12.95
Red Feather Boa- Whether you drape it or work it, this is a terrific piece to top off any Valentine’s Day ensemble. Conjures burlesque even if you just stand there-well, jut out a hip at least. Thick, high quality turkey feathers, 80” long. $3.99!
